Average Dick Energy – Funny Retro Pride Button (37mm)
Not big. Not small. Just unapologetically mid.
This 37mm (1.5 inch) pinback button delivers peak 90s nostalgia with bold neon colors and painfully honest vibes. With the phrase Average Dick Energy, it’s perfect for anyone embracing lukewarm confidence, chaotic neutrality, and the power of showing up at exactly 50 percent.
Hand-pressed in my cozy home studio and backed with rust-proof plastic for long-lasting wear. It’s loud, bright, and proudly average in all the best ways.
Stick it on your windbreaker, fanny pack, battle vest, or Walkman case. Made for nostalgic gremlins, reformed himbos, and everyone who knows that middle-of-the-road can still be iconic.
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