Average Dick Energy 37mm Button

"Average Dick Energy" Button

Not big. Not small. Just aggressively medium. This 37mm (1.5") button serves bold 90s neon realness while declaring your commitment to lukewarm confidence and painfully honest vibes. It's giving “I’m here,” “I tried,” and “please lower your expectations” all at once.

Hand-pressed in my cozy lil studio and backed with rust-proof plastic. It’s bright, loud, and unapologetically mid in the most iconic way.

Stick it on your windbreaker, fanny pack, or Walkman case. Perfect for nostalgic chaos gremlins, reformed himbos, and anyone who knows that average is actually a power move.