Didn’t Stab Anyone Today – Funny Unicorn Vinyl Sticker
That’s growth. Sort of.
This glossy vinyl sticker features a wide-eyed kawaii unicorn with a sparkling clean horn and a smile that says, I could have—but I didn’t. With the caption Didn’t Stab Anyone Today, it delivers gold star energy laced with just enough passive aggression to keep people on their toes.
Printed in my home studio on premium waterproof vinyl with a glossy laminate finish. Stick it on your planner, laptop, water bottle, or anywhere you want to reward yourself for choosing peace when violence was briefly considered.
Perfect for sass goblins, burnout survivors, tired retail workers, and anyone who deserves a sticker for holding it together (barely).
All stickers are always Buy 3 Get 1 Free. No code needed!
