I’d Cut a Bitch for You – Funny Canuck The Crow Greeting Card

I’d Cut a Bitch for You – Funny Canuck The Crow Greeting Card

Romance, loyalty, and mild threats all in one envelope.

This greeting card features a fierce little crow wielding a knife, ready to defend your honor (or start something, depending on the mood). With the caption I’d Cut a Bitch for You, it’s the perfect card for chaotic besties, unhinged soulmates, and anyone who knows that love sometimes looks like low-level criminal intent.

Blank inside so you can add your own threats, compliments, or declarations of undying emotional violence.

Printed on high-quality cardstock and paired with an envelope. Ideal for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, queer friendships, and stabby love letters.