This Song Is Called "Why Are You Like This?" – Grumpy Dog Matte Vinyl Sticker
A soulful sticker for those who have questions (and a banjo).
This waterproof matte vinyl sticker features a deeply unimpressed brown dog strumming a banjo and quietly judging your life choices. Inspired by gruff wisdom and emotionally repressed tenderness, this sticker channels the spirit of Ron Swanson if he were a dog with a musical outlet and zero tolerance for nonsense.
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, instrument cases, notebooks, or anywhere you need a passive-aggressive emotional support companion. Ideal for introverts, deadpan humor lovers, and anyone who's ever sighed deeply before starting a sentence.
Printed on premium waterproof matte vinyl. This sticker is sturdy, fade-resistant, and ready to serve up acoustic side-eye wherever it goes.
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