Today Was Sure a Day – Funny Blank Greeting Card with Dolphins
Two dolphins. One rainbow. Endless emotional exhaustion.
This blank greeting card captures the exact vibe of surviving a ridiculous day while sensing that tomorrow is already plotting something worse. Featuring two cartoon dolphins leaping dramatically in front of a rainbow, it’s the perfect mix of burnout, absurdity, and reluctant optimism.
Blank inside so you can write whatever combination of encouragement, sarcasm, or emotional damage suits the moment.
Printed on high-quality cardstock and paired with an envelope, because even existential spirals deserve thoughtful presentation.
Perfect for friends, coworkers, and fellow over-it humans who are just trying their best in a world full of flying baseball bats.
