Due to Unfortunate Circumstances I Am Awake Sticker – Matte Vinyl

Due to Unfortunate Circumstances I Am Awake Sticker – Matte Vinyl

A minimalist cry for help in sticker form.

This waterproof matte vinyl sticker features the deadpan truth: “Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.” Perfect for night owls trapped in the daylight, reluctant morning people, or literally anyone who has ever been cursed with consciousness.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or journal as a public service announcement: you didn’t choose wakefulness, it chose you. And no, you’re not happy about it.

Printed on premium matte vinyl and sealed with a waterproof laminate—because even though you’re fragile, this sticker isn’t.

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